Responding to a friend who posted this on Facebook
Years ago me and a partner accepted a contract to complete a warehouse loft in Brooklyn. Plumbing, Heating, Ventilation and some light structural work. The job had been started by someone else, and the client was unsatisfied with how things were going.
We first had to correct an extraordinary amount of problems left by the last contractor. We soon came to the conclusion that this was the work of a extremely bad handyman, and dubbed him "The Butcher".
Day after day, over and over we ran into more and more outrageous work that had to be redone. At one point I had to inspect and finish a shower stall that was started by 'The Butcher'. I quickly realized that it didn't have a trap installed on the waste line (a fitting used to hold a water seal and prevent dangerous sewer gases from entering the living space). That left me no choice but to disassemble the entire unit to see if there were any other serious violations, which was a very frustrating situation considering the amount of time it took away from the large amount of work we had ahead of us. After removing a wall to check the vent piping (which supplies air relief to protect the newly installed trap's seal), I noticed that the vent piping had absolutely no space around it where it penetrated the floor. This was not a problem in itself, but I needed to see that it was properly connected to the waste line under the floor.
There was a small sliver of insulation protruding from where the pipe penetrated the floor, so I pulled on it hoping to expose enough of a crack to get my saw blade into to widen the hole.
As I pulled on the sliver of insulation, the entire pipe (Which was only 3" long and disconnected) fell into my hands. 'The Butcher' had propped up this pipe to look as if it was installed, and placed the sliver of insulation under it to further seal the illusion. I immediately started laughing hysterically, and my partner and the client quickly came over to see what was going on.
I tried to explain things to them while laughing hysterically with tears running down my face, and they stood there watching stunned and confused. It took me all of 5 minutes to regain composure and get back to work. I had absolutely no control of my laughter, and felt like I was reborn afterwards. I guess it was just a matter of my safety relief valve popping off.
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My Untitled Poem 15 Years Ago
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Sunday, September 2, 2012
ROMNEY, ROMNEY, HE'S NOT OUR MAN!
Many pundits say that the election will come down to the economy, and that this is the reason for the tight poll numbers. Polls show that the majority of the American people blame The recklessness of the bush Administration (two unpaid for ill devised wars, unwarranted tax cuts for the rich, deregulation of Wall street, and corporations) for the failing economy, and the Republican obstructionist Congress for why President Obama has not done better at reversing the damage.
I believe that the American voters as a whole will see the dangers of a saber rattling empty vessel, put in place by a republican party that has openly stated their unwavering opposition to President Obama; no matter what the cost is to the American people. A Republican Party that has openly stated their unwillingness to compromise, and a party whom openly states that their only need of a US President is "enough working digit to handle a pen" and sign legislation that they put forth.
Mitt Romney is a weak candidate for the Presidency and cannot win on his merits, the opposition for President Obama in this election is bigotry, willful ignorance, lies financed by millionaires who stand to gain from a Romney Presidency, voter suppression and voter apathy. Not only must we get energized to combat these powerful entities and assure President Obama a second term, we must also take back the Congress and increase the Democratic majority in the Senate. In a second Obama Presidency we need Democratic control of the House and Senate to produce good and lasting progress, and in a first Romney term we need Democratic control of the House and Senate to counteract Mitts regressive agenda.
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